Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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