She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
