I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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