if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
