Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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