You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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