dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he puts the penis in happiness.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
