Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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