you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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