i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
third nipple confirmed
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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