We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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