What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You left your phone here
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