Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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