Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
