so explain again why im purple
no
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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