Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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