no. you can't hotbox the world.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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