gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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