we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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