As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it hurts more in the daytime
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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