i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i would punch a child for taco bell
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
