I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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