Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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