found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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