Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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