I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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