he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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