Its about making memories worth repressing
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
