I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The adults are the big ones right?
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