she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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