Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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