5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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