Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
FUCK WHALES
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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