are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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