Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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