so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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