Your tits are I can't wait for
another moral hangover. fuck.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
