why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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