It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
As shirtless as possible
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
