I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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