There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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