We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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