Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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