David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
