i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Rumble strips road head = magical
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
