My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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