I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize