Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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