Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
