just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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