bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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