There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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