Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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