I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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