He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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