Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
